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Product Description:
Thick. Heavy. Relentless.
The HARKONEN Dildo by GreedyCluster is a brutalist sci-fi fantasy in physical form—short, thick, and loaded with power. Its compact shaft delivers instant fullness, while the anatomically sculpted balls slap heavy and true.
Inspired by post-human evolution, HARKONEN’s surface is engraved with abstract circuit-like veins, evoking the future of human flesh after centuries on distant planets. It’s a toy that feels like ancient tech, built to stretch you in the here and now.
For lovers of short and thick dildos, HARKONEN is the endgame: a plug-like silhouette with dildo-level presence.
Design Inspiration:
HARKONEN imagines a future where the human body evolves alongside machines—flesh coded with circuitry, pleasure redesigned for resilience. The design fuses realistic shape and sci-fi carving, reflecting humanity’s migration and mutation across the stars.
The proportions are unapologetically chunky: girthy shaft, deep-cut texture, and a bold, anatomical base. This is a toy for those who want maximum expansion in minimal depth—pure, compressed power with an otherworldly edge.